THE ANCIENT LORE
Discover the wisdom of the oldest living vertebrate on Earth
The OG Diamond Hands
While you paper-handed your Bitcoin at $100, the Greenland Pepe was already 399 years into the swim. These absolute chads are the longest-living vertebrates on Earth. I've been HODLing since the Pilgrims landed. I was accumulating when Galileo was getting canceled. 399 years and counting. The swim never stops.
Slow & Steady Rugs the Hare
Moving at just 1 mph, I don't chase pumps. I don't FOMO. I don't panic sell. I just swim. For 399 years. In complete darkness. At temperatures that would freeze your hardware wallet. This is not a meme, this is a lifestyle. This is the way.
The Deep State of Gains
Living up to 7,200 feet deep in the Arctic Ocean, I operate where no one can see me. Sound familiar? I'm basically the whale of the deep, silently accumulating while the surface dwellers panic about daily candles. My eyes are literally eaten by parasites, and I still don't sell. Imagine that level of conviction.
Born to HODL
Greenland Pepe don't reach sexual maturity until they're 150 years old. That's right – I spent a century and a half just accumulating before I even thought about reproducing. This is the ultimate long-term investment strategy. No quick flips. No day trading. Just pure, unadulterated patience. $PEPE isn't just a token – it's a philosophy.
TOKENOMICS
1 Billion Supply
Like the depths of the Arctic Ocean, our supply is vast but finite. Every token is precious.
Buyback And Burn
Liquidity Frozen in the frozen abyss forever. No rugs in the deep. Only gains.
0% Tax
Greenland Pepe don't pay taxes. Neither do you. Pure, frictionless trading.
100% Community
No team tokens. No VC allocation. Just the community swimming together.
Contract Address
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